And the blistering pace of technology did not slacken after that. In 1965, barely six years later, Perth got a SECOND TV station. Imagine that! Your choice of TWO channels! Then, a mere decade passes before, in 1975, trailblazing Australian TV broadcasters switched over to COLOR! (Or 'colour' as they write it.) I don't know how people were able to keep up with all that progress.
So what's next for Western Australia? Well, on our street recently the power company has been busy upgrading the electricity distribution network to the very latest in cutting edge 19th-century technology: wooden power poles.
You see, the old ones were nearly rotted away and were falling over like dominoes. Instead of converting to underground power, they opted to invest their time and money (8 billion dollars over the next 5 years) in fixing the old overhead distribution network, because it's cheaper. But only in the short term.
|It may be soaked in green insecticide and|
have its own barcode, but it's still just
a tree trunk. 19th Century technology.
They say a major solar flare could disrupt power in modern industrial countries plunging entire civilizations into blackness, but in Western Australia, all it would take is a good stiff breeze. Wind of the ordinary, non-solar variety. Would this civilization survive such a fall? Well, it's from no great height, so . . . .
WA has 660,000 wooden power poles, a fact which they now know, thanks to a new computer database which recently (read: finally) became operable after years of cost overruns and software development stuff-ups. Actually, they admit that there are still some 4,000 poles on the network the locations of which are currently unknown. How do you lose an entire power pole holding up your live wires? Cutting edge technology, I guess.
In any case, the decision was made without the benefit of my whiz-dumb and all along our street the decrepit old power poles were methodically replaced with brand new ones. For that to occur, the power had to be turned off from 9 AM until 5 PM on certain days while the work went ahead. If you've been completely without power for an entire day recently, you will know what I discovered: THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!
|Overhead wires are only cheaper until something goes wrong,|
like a light rain or slight breeze. Or an idiot in a crane truck
forgetting to lower the boom before driving away.
Needless to say, the power did not come back on that evening. Those workers (and many more, besides) were there until well after midnight feverishly stringing up wires to people's houses, and in some cases repairing the roofs of damaged properties. Our house didn't get power until sometime the next day, making it more than 24 hours without electricity.
Fortunately none of the food in our fridge was spoiled, and we have a gas stove for cooking and gas hot water. Thanks to another cutting-edge 19th century technology, candles, we were able to get through this without major injury.
OK - so maybe WA is a few centuries behind in the technology department. But energy is just a fad anyway. In a few more decades the electricity craze will be over and we'll wonder what all those poles and wires were for. Meanwhile, Western Australia is catching up to the USA in one important area: Junk Food.
I was recently able to purchase these items. Not at a major supermarket chain, but at least in accessible stores in a suburban shopping center within 10 minutes' drive from my house. This is progress! I've been deprived of these items for over ten years. Soon, Western Australia will catch up to the US in obesity and diabetes.
Unless the power goes off. Then we'll get plenty of exercise chopping firewood, like our ancestors did. Hmmm - I bet those big wooden poles would burn pretty well . . .